The gold fuck you tote bag
Printed in super fucking savage metallic gold!
you can put so much stuff in these fuckers
Shopping, fruit, pens, hats, small dogs, a bunch of mouses or hamsters, some bricks, a shoe, a few stones probably, some board games, a different shoe, other bags, some more hamsters, a sandwich, someone else’s shoe,... literally whatever you want
..PLUS... they’re super good for the environment, and if you still use plastic bags, then you’re a piece of shit and no one likes you.